Geometric Shapes Attempting Humor: Debut

Geometric Shapes Attempting Humor is a new comic made by the writers of Aesthetic Octopus.

This is it children.  we have brought you a majestic tale in comic form.  These Geometric shapes have risen above all odds to tell their tale.  Enjoy.

Give the Gift of a Gif: Pitchfork’s Top 10 Albums of the Year Gif

With Christmas and what not coming up, we’re going to give you all some gifs in the coming days. It’s probably the best gift you will ever receive!

There you go! The list of albums included after the click-through…

Aesthetic Octopus’ Best of 2009 Choices! Extravaganza.

Our first ever year end list! Hooray! We made it all the way to the end of our first year (I am saying this even though we only started a matter of months ago!) of blogging and radioing. Yes. True. Statements of congratulation all around, for us.

Anyways, as we are new at this and still extremely incompetent in all fields (creativity, writing ability, creative writing ability) we are going to keep it simple. Below we will list each of our favorite three albums, our favorite television show, and our favorite lady all from the last year with no explanation at all. This is probably for the best anyways, as no one really reads the reasonings so why spend time writing them? All the readers are all like, “The Pitchforked gave this band a 9.2, alright they good.” That is what they are definitely like.

So here they are…

Aesthetic Octopus Presents: Another Commercial! “These Are My Sweaters”

This is probably the best art house film of all time. It will win all the awards! I am sure this is true. Now excuse me as I go honor suicide myself for making this.

Aesthetic Octopus Presents: A Commercial!

We hope you like it!

In Edward Cullen We Trust Dollar

Imagine, a world with no religion. Just vampires.

Whole dollar…

Ezra Koenig, Kyp Malone, Andrew W.K. & Others Collaborate For Christmas Song

People in this collaboration:

T-Rex In The City 2 and Another Bonus Poorly Edited Photo Done By Me

Basically the same movie. Just a bunch of dinosaurs!

Much bigger version and another horribly edited, and barely funny (if at all) photo…

New Moon Milk Hotel

Either you’re welcome, or I’m sorry.

Also, this image has been updated. If you want to see the originals click through…