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Ezra Koenig, Kyp Malone, Andrew W.K. & Others Collaborate For Christmas Song

December 13, 2009

People in this collaboration: Read more…

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T-Rex In The City 2 and Another Bonus Poorly Edited Photo Done By Me

December 13, 2009

Basically the same movie. Just a bunch of dinosaurs!

Much bigger version and another horribly edited, and barely funny (if at all) photo… Read more…

New Moon Milk Hotel

December 12, 2009

Either you’re welcome, or I’m sorry.

Also, this image has been updated. If you want to see the originals click through… Read more…

Molly Pitcher Is Dating Topher Grace. Maybe.

December 10, 2009

Pulitzer Prizes all around.

Always Trust The Transitive Property

December 10, 2009

Yes. True.

I Fucked Tiger Woods

December 10, 2009

Today we have a guest post from a young woman who would like to come clean about a scarlet secret.

Hello,

My name is Hester Prynne, and I fucked Tiger Woods. Usually I would not be so direct and blunt in my admittance, in fact I used to never admit anything at all, but through time and learning has come the realization that bad things happen when I keep my secrets bottled up. (Still so, so sorry Arthur [Dimmesdale] about your death! You were so young, compared to my husband.)

As I am attempting to reveal the whole truth with this story, I shall start at what I believe to be the beginning. Read more…

Don Draper Versus A Grizzly Bear

December 9, 2009

This is an age old question. Who would win in a fight, Don Draper or a grizzly bear.

The Situation:

The grizzly bear and Don Draper are dropped into an open grassy field with no other objects (trees, humans, other animals) for three million miles (so many miles!).

Don Draper is donned (get it?! you get it) only with his best suit, a Lucky Strike cigarette, a cigarette lighter, and a glass of Scotch with ice.

The grizzly bear is given nothing. As it is a grizzly bear and doesn’t even have thumbs. (Good thing this isn’t a thumb war as that would be quite one sided!)

The Pros and Cons of the Opponents in This Here Battle: Read more…