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About the blog:

Everyday we will collectively be walking you through all the stages of internet pregnancy. Except for weekends. Things will still be posted on weekends, but it cannot be said if the end result will be an internet baby. Maybe it will be! But don’t be disappointed if that is not the end result.

About the Radio Show:

John Kelly, who is critically acclaimed for his work as a painter, opera singer, actor, fashion illustrator, tightrope walker, musician, ballet dancer, and (most famously) a cross-dressing impersonator of Joni Mitchell, defined his rather chaotic artistic career when asked by the New Yorker, as an attempt to connect the dots while being an aesthetic octopus. Going in that same vein, The Eurocentric and Doctorate Upholder will be attempting to keep the dots connected of their multi-faceted, blogging-themed show for two hours every week.

About the writers:

Aesthetic Octopus, the blog, is written by many writers from the formerly updated Knowledgement & Mind Expansiveness Company, with the exception of The Eurocentric. Therefore, here is some information on the Company of writers who now reside here.

This picture is not of our historic founding. If that was shown, your toes would totally explode.

This picture is not of our historic founding. If that was shown, your toes would totally explode.

The Company was founded back in 1776 a few days before the Declaration of Independence was signed. In all honesty, we are still a little mad about those hooligans stealing our thunder and starting the “land of the free” or whatever.

Obviously, those who work for the Company in its modern form are not the same members from long ago, but we do believe they are still with us in some way guiding us in the right direction (for clarification on how they are still with us: their corpses are all stuffed and standing in various heroic and sometimes erotic poses within our boardroom.)

Our forefathers founded the Company for you, and we preserve it for you as well. Basically, it is all about you. Now we could go on and on about how this is a company started by the people and for the people, but we’re not going to lie to you. We are not people. People did not start this company. We are above the people. The staff of the Company has and always will be members of an elite group of the human race that are clearly more cunning, clever, and classy (the three C’s) than just common “people.”

Common people

Common "people"

But we are here to help! I can not stress that enough (due to my lack of writing abilities). Even though we may be far more elite than you and your kin, we wish to help you achieve something still far short of greatness but yet far greater than your peers. That’s really all you can strive for at this point. Being far greater than your peers is a dream you’ll just have to settle on.

So here is our gift to you, the people. We shall dispense our knowledgement across the lands from sea to other body of water. And in the end, maybe your mind may just expansiveness.

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