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The Room Sequel Game

December 8, 2009
You are tearing me apart!

You're tearing me apart!

According to a recentish (actually not recent at all!) special report by ABCs World News Webcast with Charlie Gibson, The Room (the best movie of the year, which year? every year) may have a sequel in the works. At first thought, this idea sounds terrible and possibly legacy ruining, as Tommy Wiseau is by now entirely in on the joke of his movie. So could a sequel possibly do anything but ruin the greatness of the original? Well that is what we’re here to figure out.

The Room Sequel Game is played by coming up with the most ridiculous/terrible movie plot concerning the characters of The Room, that would be worth the making of a sequel.


  • A now zombie Johnny comes back to reinstate his best friend status with Mark and try to respark his relationship with Lisa. Zombie Johnny would continue to do anything for his girl.
  • Denny and Lisa get married right after Denny graduates from Harvard. They then proceed to take a country wide road trip on Harleys and wear Ed Hardy tshirts in every scene
  • The exact same script as Star Trek, but with every scene filmed within Johnny’s apartment, and every character played by Lisa’s mom.


More Plots-

  • The Room 1 and a half: A behind the scenes view of all of the events in The Room from Denny and the psychologist’s perspective. Especially the multiple sex scenes.
  • Johnny wakes up from his death in Medieval times and must fight to save his ancient homeland from the Irish Catholics!
  • Denny decides he wants to start a stamp collection, so he travels the country looking for rare stamps. He meets many old people along the way and they have long conversations about Social Security and the AARP.
  • A funeral is held for Johnny that lasts 8 hours. Not a second is cut.
  • Lisa goes into the cake making business and opens a cake store which she names Cake Store. Eventually, her store breaks even. This is the climax of the movie.
  • Zombie Johnny comes back and decides to join the Big Brother/Big Sister program. He helps an inner city youth pass his English class and learn how to dance!
  • Mark starts seeing dead people and joins Bruce Willis in a ghost hunt. At the end of the movie, he learns Bruce Willis was dead all along.
  • Denny starts a webcam series that gets somewhat popular on 4chan and Youtube. The success goes to his head and he buys more “don’t worry about its” from the “don’t worry about its” dealer up the block than he can afford. Trouble ensues, but stops in a matter of seconds and the incident is never mentioned again.
  • The plot is exactly the same, but with characters that have slightly different names and played by the same actors. He hopes to mirror his success from the last movie.

Now it is your turn. Post your ideas as comments.

One Comment leave one →
  1. July 16, 2010 4:14 pm

    Philip Haldiman (who plays Denny) was awesome enough to get in front of the camera once again. He did some improvised scenes with my troupe.

    Please let me know what you think!

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